I loooove Gmail.

I love gmail. Here are some examples of the fun that I have.


Timothy: i need to build something
me: You should build a treehouse!!
Timothy: YEAH
wait i don't have a tree
me: aah dangit
Timothy: yeah
me: other than that it'd be awesome
Timothy: yeah other than that


me: pick a number between one and forty
Timothy: 81
me: k thanks


Jack: chimm chimminey chimm chimmeney chimm chimm cherie


me: back
Jack: sweet
me: heck yes
you missed me and you know it
Jack: hmm...what would luke burgett say?



Timothy: you should make every single smoothie you ever intake
me: why
Timothy: health related reasons
me: gotcha
I love inta juice too much to care though
Timothy: then you will die eventually
me: and all my children will be born naked
I'm terrified
Timothy: i will lol if you have a kid born in a suit



me: hey

10 minutes

Timothy: hey
wassup
dora
the explora
she's gonna BREAK YA NECK
no it's cool
just say hello than walk away

me: I am cooold and i just made myself a smoothie and i am reading xkcd
Miranda: if you are cold then why did you make a smoothie?
me: i wasn't cold before i made the smoothie
durr
Miranda: oh
dorko!
me: jerko
Miranda: thanko
me: hahah
um
o
Miranda: ???
me: i broke the chain so i added an o
Miranda: lolo



Timothy: fricken spactacular awesome


Timothy: sweet sweet
very sweet
sweeter than honey
but no so sweet that you vomit
like sweet at critical mass
me: That's an interesting way to look at it
Timothy: a biblical way


Luke: goos
*d
me: duck
Luke: hahA
echidna
me: koala
Luke: PLATYPUS!!!!
me: PURPLE DOUGHNUT FROG
Google it
it's so ugly you feel bad for it


me: I don't like it when people contradict themselves then get mad at me for not understanding.
Jack: Me too. I mean come on I can only be so brilliant. Lol



Timothy: all i can think of is an alien marked like a cow



Vinny: White Chapel Jack

There once was a fellow named Jack
With his knife he loved to hack
He removed organs from whores
Some even at doors
That ripping fellow named Jack

me: you are so creepy


Vinny: give me money
me: Haha what?
Vinny: give me money
it is a necessity
me: I don't have money for you
Vinny: steal your parents money and send it to me
money is the root of all evil you know
me: haha no
Vinny: it would be better to remove it entirely from your home
I will dispose of it
you want the root of all evil in your habitat of living???
me: You're begging for the root of all evil. I'm sure your family has enough evil..
Vinny: no I am disposing of the evil
me: I'm diong something good for you. I'm keeping the temptation away
Vinny: no no, I am exchaning the root of all evil for something very very good

All the Billy Bates nonsense:

Thomas

I know a girl looking for a boyfriend. maybe you two could meet and go out with each oterh

William

ha, that sounds like fun, give me her stats please.

Thomas

heres a picture of her http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/213/33/1245247338/n1245247338_30064917_1082.jpg

William

nice, how old is she?

Thomas

14

William

ok, sorry, but thats way to young for me, shes considered "jail bait" maybe when shes older?


(Vinny had to explain the jailbait thing to me...)

Vinny: rolfcopter
me: ??
Vinny: billy sent me a PM yesterday
about you
me: haha what did he say?
Vinny: it might scare you
me: Let me brace myself
Vinny: hey dude, you remember your previous offer? i wanted to tell you, i been thinkin it over, and thought what the hell, i wanna give her a shot. contact me when you can,k?

Vinny:
Thomas Guilinger
Today at 7:44pm
oh sorry dude, she thinks your handsome, but I just heard from a third party that she is seeing nick w. now.

me: I think he's handsome?
and wow
Vinny: you think all cowboys aare handsome
me: oh right.
Vinny: that third party was my brain and my brain was lying

William
ok, but i can tell you that prob wont last long!!thanx for tryin anyway, if something happens between them, please let me know!

HOW CREEPY IS THAT?! Aaah. I think vinny ended up telling him i really really am NOT interested. But I'm not sure.